Dentist Jokes
Why would a yogi refuse anesthetics in the dentist’s chair? Because he preferred to transcend dental medication.
Ever notice that dentists always look down in the mouth?
What kind of award should you give your dentist?
A little plaque.
How does a dentist ride a roller coaster?
He braces himself.
Don’t choose a dentist whose dental diploma is signed “Black and Decker.”
Overheard in a restaurant:
Diner 1: “Rats, I forgot my false teeth!”
Diner 2 reaches in his pocket: “Oh, don’t worry. Here, try these.”
Diner 1: “Too loose.”
Diner 2: “How about these?”
Diner 1: “Too tight.”
Diner 2: “OK, how about these.”
Diner 1: “Hey, these are great! I’ve been needing to find a good dentist!”
Diner 2: “Oh, I’m not a dentist. I’m the local undertaker.”